Zip World to build direct road to Kent

There is to be a 310 mile road which will go direct from Kent to the Zip World in Bethesda we can reveal.

Work will start in summer, and it will ensure that none of the visitors from Kent will ever have to stop or see anywhere else.

Excited Kent resident Zara Clout-Jab told us ‘It’s fantastic news for us as one of the downfalls of going there is you have to go through these small dinky villages and then you end up spending good money there. This way, all our money can go to Zip World.’

The plans also include a bypass over the majority of Gwynedd in order to go direct to Zip World’s other parks.

A spokesman confirmed to us ‘We intend to build through many of the eyesore towns and fields in the way. The locals will not mind one bit as they get a discount at our parks during peak rain and wind seasons.’

One concern for the Kent residents was that the road may turn into an escape route for Bethesda locals, one Kent resident suggesting ‘We will need border control!’