Girlfriend adds another pillow to the bed

A long term girlfriend has added yet another pillow to the growing pile currently on their double bed.

Jennifer and Ben have lived together for 18 months and Ben has admitted the rate of pillow accumulation has caught him off guard.

‘I expected two each to start with, then came two extra little ones and I was like, ok fine.
‘Then I came home and we each had a silky one that you’d never put your head on and then yesterday, I’ve gone in to the bedroom and we’ve both got a diamond shaped one PLUS one big heart pillow on top of it all.

‘I’m having to go to bed 20 minutes early to take them off. When I go to the toilet in the night it’s like walking through a play centre. Where will it all end?!’