Posh man does well again 

A posh man who has been doing really well in life with minimal effort, has scooped yet another top job.

The trained and experienced radio presenter Jordan North will be replaced by the completely untrained Jamie Laing, the great grandson of the man who invented the digestive biscuit, on Radio 1.

In another great victory for posh people, Jamie will take over from the Yorkshireman on the Drive Time slot.

A fellow posh person told us ‘When the cameras followed him to his favourite restaurants in Made in Chelsea, he had to literally be in the company of the camera men who work all day and sweat and things, disgusting really.’

‘It’s great that a bloke who went to college to study radio and things can now move on to less esteemed and more suited jobs, while a well spoken boy like Jamie can really get more toffs listening.’

The BBC said ‘We have a real determination for getting equality right in nepotism. Whether it’s biscuit inventor millionaires or the children of Spandau Ballet, we want them all given the same opportunity.’