Couple looking forward to terrible festival

A Couple have purchased tickets to a terrible festival headlined by The Kooks, we can reveal.

Scott and Kelly Parsons say they love their music and are looking forward to reliving 2006 in all its terrible glory, Scott told us, ‘Can’t wait to hear the classics ‘Naive’ and… yeah it’ll be great. We’ve paid £60 for a weekend ticket which is great value if you consider we’ll be watching The Fratellis and three of the 5ive boys in one day.’

‘Probably won’t stay the whole weekend though as camping is not our thing. Last year a friend's tent was slashed while they were watching McBusted so we won’t risk that. We just want to sit on our fold out chairs with our cider singing along to Slam dunk Da Funk like we did twenty years ago.’

Kelly added, ‘Actually after 5ive we’ll probably go. The journey there will take two hours so we don’t want to hang about. Still Fratellis and 3 of the 5ive boys for £60 ain’t bad. We’ve made a flag that says ‘I’m here’ so watch out for us on the tele!’

The festival isn’t televised.