Couple pretend they like Autumn walks

A couple have been pretending they enjoy an Autumn walk, we can reveal.

Jody and Frank had a number of posts on social media portraying a lovely Autumn stroll as they do that all the time. But Jody has admitted it was one too many.

She said, ‘After we seen that one nice tree and took 12 pictures, I’d had enough. Frank said he was freezing and needed a piss so we went back.’

Frank wasn’t happy to start with, he told us, ‘Absolute bulllshit. It’s damp, the leafs we’re getting right on my nerves. They’re better off staying on the tree in my opinion. I was cold one minute then hot the other. Bring on the freezing months so I know what coat to wear and I don’t have to go for a sodding walk.’

Jody added, ‘Next one will be Boxing Day walk. We know where we are with that.’