Children looking forward to highly flammable Halloween costume 

Children all over the world are getting excited to wear highly flammable fabric for their Halloween costumes, we can reveal.

The end of October will be Halloween and the fire friendly scary costumes have been in the supermarkets for weeks, ready to give kids 5th degree burns on the spookiest day of the year.

Tesco marketing man Derek Voc says stocks are flying out, he told us, ‘Each year Halloween seems to get more popular so obviously the cheaper the material the better for us, but wow are they ready to go up in flames at any moment.’

‘We feel it makes it more scarier with the potential of scolding or just becoming a ball of flames if you stand too close to a candle. Honestly, one witch’s outfit we have is like a fire lighter! Which is handy because bonfire night is just around the corner!’

Stock at Primark has already burned under the LED shop lights.