Beyoncé triumphant in proving how shit country music is

Music icon Beyoncé has done it again but has this time shown beyond all doubt how awful country music is.

The so-called ‘Queen Bey’ and her new album Cowboy Carter has music fans excited to hear how easy it is for her to suddenly switch music genres with almost no effort.

Super fan Kelly Geller screeched, ‘She’s just iconic in how she did not need any country music background to produce a whole album of songs. I love how it’s that bland.’

Another fan told us, ‘We’ve had Garth Brooks and the Dixie Chicks but nothing really proves how unequivocally shite country music is as to someone simply doing it on a whim. She does this song called ‘Jolene’ though, which really shows her originality and talent as a songwriter.’

The crossover will not end there though as Billy Ray Cyrus is releasing an R&B record this summer, with collaborations from Lizzo and DMX.