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5 tips from celebrities to monetise Mental Health

Beryl Crump Culture

We asked our favourite Celebrities for advice with Mental Health and have compiled an easy to follow guide to beating those bloody demons, and make money while you're at it...

1) Catch on early to problems going on with the regular Joe and sympathise with it publicly. In a way that makes you look good.

2) Refer to Mental Health as 'Menny H' as often as possible, if you are on Celebrity Clueless, make sure you donate to Menny H causes.

3) Go on a podcast and mention the dark times you’ve been through, like the time you got a bit down as you were doing too much work and earning too much money.

4) Launch own podcast about Menny H, (maybe call it that?) and talk to educated types who have studied it for 30 years but when they finish talking chip in with ‘That’s like the time I was… a) tired b) hungover c) called a ‘Weak Ass Bitch’ by an online chat bot.

5) Launch the Menny H App. This can advertise Anti-depressants, luxury wellbeing stays and live shows with priority tickets that money cannot buy, but they can at £299 per ticket.

Stay healthy…and rich!