Katie Hopkins worse than threadworm

The former Apprentice and now social media personality Katie Hopkins IS worse than threadworm, it has been confirmed.

After many years doing video blogs and commentating on things that have no impact on her, Katie has now eclipsed the well known intense-anal-itching infection.

A threadworm told us, ‘We’ve tried our best to be a blight on society over the years but there is not much we can do when you see the content that Ms Hopkins puts out. It’s so unfunny it’s worse than having a worm like myself hanging out of your arse.’

‘Obviously we’ll do our best but we’ll never be as bad as someone spewing out the kind of shit she does. That sort of content is so consistently nauseating and clearly hiding a deep childhood issue. We will always be second to her...no matter how many eggs we lay around a person's arsehole.’