Wylfa blamed for people of Cemaes Bay

A report examining the residents of Cemaes Bay has concluded that the nuclear power plant is to blame.

The odd quirks of locals has often been discussed by neighbours in Amlwch but now a report has deduced that nuclear waste must be to blame.

Dr Nick Llewelyn told us, ‘They just don’t seem right. We have many examples of rareness from that particular area of Ynys Môn. From hair, clothes, faces in general. Something odd has been going on.

‘Quite frankly they’re a burden on the great people of Amlwch. Tourists think the residents there are the same as Cemaes Bay, which is preposterous!’

Cemaes Bay councillor Eric Bonce responded, ‘We refute any claim we’re affected by nuclear waste especially from Dr Llewelyn, who has well known ties to Amlwch and is not to be trusted. His doctoral thesis was titled ‘‘Why Cemaes Bay Stinks”.’

Dr Llewelyn responded, ‘He would say that the Cemaes bay dick’. While the councillor replied, ‘Tell him to go play in his copper mine!’