White couple with dreadlocks getting on everybody’s nerves

A couple with dreadlocks have been universally getting on everybody’s nerves, we can reveal.

Rupert and Tilly ‘Starshine-Bongo’ have been popping up at various events around their local area with their dreadlocks preceding them and generally getting on people’s nerves.

One local who seen them at a park funday recently told us, ‘Every time I go to something like this I see them. I’ve just watched them do the giant bubble thing they do and then after that he was with those diabolo things, thinking he was fun but also clever. But he was just annoying.’

Rupert and Tilly have been spotted getting on everybody’s nerves in a refurbished Ambulance attending festivals in the summer and says they will not stop.

Rupert says, ‘We’ll keep turning up at these events all over the place, no matter what people say. With the bubbles, the diabolo and of course, our dreads, what’s not to love?’

The couple will now retreat to Bristol until next spring.