Trump to face arch nemesis: A woman

Former President Donald Trump is to face his arch nemesis and most feared rival, a woman.

After it was announced that Kamala Harris would be running for the Presidency, fears kicked in within the Trump camp that he probably won’t be able to pay her off.

One Trump Aide fumed, ‘We’ve pretty much been told officially that he cannot treat her like one of his wives or even grab her by the pussy, which is the woke objective.

‘He’s been bullied by these kind of ‘No pussy grabbing’ rules before, so this time we will be prepared. We will of course be creating a targeted campaign of hatred to make her look like some dog whore, same as we would with a man. But let’s be honest here, it’s hardly the time to put faith in a woman, we need to negotiate with world leaders not flirt like a floozy.’

‘Luckily for us many of the Trump followers don’t trust woman. Even our woman supporters have such deep systemic hatred for themselves that we know we will get their vote.’

‘We know that True American Vaginas will vote for Trump.’