Teen unsure whether to stay in and watch Emmerdale or go out and brandish machete

A 17 year old is unsure if he’s going to stay in and watch Emmerdale or take to the streets with a machete, we can reveal.

Brandon Conan from South London has been following Emmerdale’s recent story lines and does not like missing an episode but at the same time wants to join his armed mates in town.

He told us, ‘Obviously I enjoy Emmerdale and all the soaps if I’m honest, but I’m young and all my mates have been getting some quality knives recently to head out into the streets with.’

‘It’s difficult trying to please everyone and yeah there’s a bit of peer pressure so I have tried to kill two birds with one stone by staying in and having a 14inch knife down my trousers, but mum can see I’m uncomfortable by the way I’m sitting. It can really pierce your thigh.’

For now though, it seems Brandon will not be taking to the streets armed, ‘Emmerdale has been brilliant recently.’