Phillip Schofield says relationship with crab ‘unwise’ but ‘not illegal’

TV presenter Philip Schofield has insisted his relationship with a crab was unwise but not illegal, we can report.

The former This Morning host has been filming a Castaway documentary alone off Madagascar but there have been rumours of ‘crab relations’.

The unnamed crab has yet to comment on the matter but a source close to the 8 legged sea creature has told us, ‘Things certainly got friendly between the two when on one stormy night when they both hid from the downpour. Obviously crabby walks sideways so he always looks a bit suspicious in everything he does, but who knows when Phil is about.’

PETA have condemned the show saying, ‘It’s a disgrace putting the vulnerable grabby creature in the show with a Crab.’