Office worker longs for fire drill

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Prisoner who had been digging hole with a spoon for 18 years, let out early 

Remote control found in Dad’s gut area

Asylum seeker locked up in hotel doing more work than Nigel Farage

Baby goes hot for no reason 

Couple pretend they like Autumn walks

Children looking forward to highly flammable Halloween costume 

Even Jehovahs think Russel Brand has gone weird

Man kicks tyre looking at used car