Now the best time to be a thieving Postmaster

If you are a robbing Postmaster, now would be a great time to loot your takings, we can reveal.

With overwhelming support, a court win and TV programme displaying the injustice of the innocent Postmasters of the past 20 years, the odds on you being caught now would be considerably lower than usual.

Fraud analyst Fred Sapp says the data is overwhelming, ‘You’d deffo get away with now. Anyone says anything you can just say ‘Oh here we go again’. The technology is obviously crap so if you’re a sticky fingered Postmaster, then seize this opportunity!’

‘My advice to everyone up and down the country is to have the ‘one for you one for me’ attitude to cashing up, it’ll take the government many more years to sort the shit that company has got them in, so fill your boots.’

A current Postmaster who can’t be named said ‘This is great news, I wouldn’t have ever done anything like that before but with all this chaos going on I’m pocketing all the money we make on envelopes for myself’’