Man not drinking ruining the night

A man has ruined a night out with his mates by declaring he was not drinking, we can reveal.

Justin Marr thought he would be just fine on soft drinks for the evening while the others continued their session, but he’d definitely ruined the vibe.

He told us, ‘I wasn’t quite sure what the problem was really. I was still out, I could still have a laugh and engage in the conversation.’

His friend Dan did not agree, ‘He couldn’t have a laugh and was not engaging in the conversation. We were all getting proper on it, but I could see him standing there judging everyone. It was a terrible decision really. He put a proper dampener on everybody’s night, he didn’t laugh once at Garry’s cock jokes, he had no interest in a kebab and then he just disappeared to drive himself home. Who wants a night out with that?!’

Justin has since been removed from all WhatsApp groups.