JD Vance confused as to why Greenland is not completely green

JD Vance has been left confused to why Greenland isn’t completely green, we can reveal.

The US Vice President was left not understanding why the country would lie about its colour and has warned about consequences to such fake news.

He said, ‘What a completely phoney country. They’ve never expected anyone to actually go there so when I turned up they could not hide their shameful lie: that the country is NOT green!’

‘In fact, it looked a lot like many places in the US I wouldn’t visit. Normal colour roads, buildings, people. None of them green!’

‘This was hardly worth getting a passport for. Our administration is now looking into this kind of international untruth, with a full review of ‘Iceland’ before anymore Americans go there.’