Gaza strip not as good as it sounds

The Gaza Strip is NOT as good as it sounds, we can report.

The Palestinian land has had many online asking if it is similar to the Las Vegas strip or Sunset strip, where In fact it is one of two Palestinian territories that has come under intense bombing from the Israeli armed forces.

Gary Douche of Little Rock, Arkansas was disappointed in the lack of casinos and strip clubs,
‘What a crock of shit. I’ve been to some of the best strips in the world and that place doesn’t even have a Hooters.’

‘I tried complaining to this Hamas guy but I couldn’t find him anywhere. I’ll be writing an email and will tell him that his service sucks butts.’

Israeli foreign secretary said, ‘We don’t recommend tourists go to this particular strip while we facilitate unnecessary bombing there. If all goes well there will be a Hooters and a Trump casino there next March.’