Edinburgh Improv audience in Suicide pact

A tragic suicide pact has taken place in an audience for an Edinburgh fringe improv show, we can reveal.

The sad crowd members were only 15 minutes into the show, The Improv Grads, where they have appeared to have come together to end it all.

A shocked Improv grad performer told us, ‘Obviously we are shocked because we were having a great time, I had literally just done an impression of a dog who was also a detective and we were in the middle of a bit on stage. We actually forgot to see what the audience was doing as we were focused on remembering the bit of improvisation that we’d worked really hard on.’

‘By the time we got to a hoedown in the style of 4 dorm masters who had ants in their pants, the audience were dead.’

‘We won’t let this spoil our run as we have has been fantastically funded and it’s also given us an idea for a murder mystery show. Watch this space guys!’