Donald Trump to join Dictionary Corner

Former President Donald J Trump is to join Countdowns dictionary corner, we can reveal.

Trump will join regular Susie Dent to word check the contestants and add their own word knowledge to the popular Channel 4 show.

Trump says, ‘I’ll be great, the best ever, that’s what they’re saying they’re saying I will be the best at it. It’s a shame that Carol Voderman can’t be there to see it, ‘Crazy Carol’ we call her. Too bad she’s a Marxist now.’

‘I can spell great words, I can seven letter words every time I play along with Countdown at home. I never get credit for that.’

‘Richard Whiteley wanted me on it for years they tell me, he was great guy. He loved me they tell me. I hope Suzie is ready though ‘cos I have words, plenty of words, they just come out of my mouth all the time. Every day actually.’

When asked what his favourite word is, Trump told us, ‘All of them, I couldn’t choose.’