Israel: Iran will pay for what they have paid for after we paid for the pay we paid 

Tensions in the Middle East have come to a head as Israel have told Iran in no uncertain terms: You will pay for what you’ve paid for after we paid for the pay we paid

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu, who was once mentioned on an Alan Partridge episode, has laid down the gauntlet to Iran and their Super supreme leader man.

Netanyahu said, ‘Mutha fucka will be paying for that shit. Who’d the fock they think they are?! I’m gonna shoot up not just Lebanon and Iran but anywhere that starts with the letter L or I or a leader with a mutha fucking beard, and we won’t be blowing up no shitty Nokia phone in a market.’

Iran has responded by saying, ‘Our Super duper supreme leader will make them pay for us paying after they paid for paying the ultimate payback, yeah?’