Cokehead fooling no one by walking up Moel Famau

A bonafide cokehead has once again walked the Moel Famau hill in a bid to seem adventurous and healthy, the Flange can report.

In an idea that came from a night on the white power, Stevie Yates followed through and hiked the popular hill, remarkably still on a comedown.

He told us, ‘Me and me mates were all in a bog last night sniffing the night away, when we started saying how great it would be to go up today. None of them made it but I did because I’m still gurning from the night out.’

‘I’m making an Insta page where I’m gonna climb all the other places in Wales I can’t be arsed saying the real name of.’

Stevie was well prepared for his walk as he had a bottle of Prime and some rather effective health and safety equipment…his teeth, ‘Me Turkey teeth guarantee I can be seen from 3 miles away on a clear day.’