Britain enjoyed its salad

Great Britain has enjoyed its salad, we can reveal.

After numerous days of sunshine, the people of Great Britain have enjoyed its salad and is now ready to eat normal again.

A plethora new potatoes, quiche, lettuce and cucumber has been consumed in nations Wales, England, Scotland and Northern Ireland over the hot summer days, though nobody really enjoyed them.

Man on the street Dave told us, ‘Glad that’s all over to be honest.’

‘I was left starving after every meal, if you can call it that. Why are we pretending that lettuce is anything? We are lying to ourselves in these hot days and I was glad when someone mentioned barbecue so I could get a solid burger down me.’

‘These salads have really made me think about climate change now. We must do better or we will all be living on breadsticks.’

It’s been reported that rappers Bob Vylan were heard chanting ‘Death to salads’ at a recent festival.