Bangor City stadium to create extra revenue by giving a Caernarfon man a 1000 lashes

Much needed revenue at The Bangor City stadium will be created by giving a Caernarfon man a 1000 lashes, we can reveal.

The newly refurbished ground is trying think up more ways other than the Bangor 1876 games to make money, with the lashings being their most popular idea with fans.

One fan, Billy Dilbert, was very excited, he said, ‘I can’t wait to do it. It’ll be the best day since the Deiniol centre opened.’

‘It’s a lifelong dream to give someone from Caernarfon a good lashing so I’m happy to pay good money for it at half time.’

Organisers hope that anybody from Bangor who was ever thrown out of Cofi Roc would take the opportunity to pay for the revenge.

‘This will shit on the raffle’ they said.