Man on date giving off Fathers4Justice vibes

A Man on a first date has given off extreme Fathers4Justice vibes, we can reveal.

Jessica Bunce had been paired with ‘John’ through mutual friends but as soon as they met for coffee, Jessica noticed something was off.

She told us, ‘We bought our own coffees but I heard him say under his breath, ‘Ooh they’re all for equality at the start.’ I thought it was just his sense of humour but as we were making small talk he referenced Jordan Peterson, Claudia Winkleman's pay rise and also having fuck all to do every other weekend, all before he sipped his latte.’

Jessica added, ‘He said that Boxing Day was his real Christmas now and I started to feel sorry for him. But my sympathy soon cleared because I heard him say ‘Cos of that witch’ under his breath. It’s all a bit of a red flag for me. If I see him again it’ll probably be dressed as Batman on top of a Jobcentre Plus building.’