Astronauts returning to USA, ask to go back

The NASA astronauts who have returned from space after a prolonged period, have asked to go back, we can report.

The two NASA engineers had been in space for nine months, only to be greeted by messages from Trump and Musk on their return. The pair have now asked to return to orbit.

Butch Wilmore told us, ‘We thought we’d had enough up there but we’ve just caught up on what’s been going on earth, fuck me, send us back.’

‘As astronauts we’ve had a great opportunity to do our bit for the future and I was looking forward to being remembered in history. But now our names will be forever remembered with Elon Musk and his shit spaceship. Gutted.’

Musk greeted them coming off the SpaceX ship with his traditional nazi salute.