Psychopath finishes Xmas shopping

A woman has been branded a Psychopath after already finishing her Christmas shopping, it has emerged.

Laura Macintosh has let everyone know that she has already done the big shop, leading some to call her ‘Psychopathic’.

A friend told us, ‘That’s just nuts. I don’t know exactly when she started but if you’ve done anything for Christmas before Halloween then you are unhinged.’

‘I personally like to take in the Christmas spirit while shopping with absolute anxiety, panic dread.’

Laura thinks they are just jealous, saying, ‘I can now chill into the new year without listening to Shakin Stevens shit song or Michael Buble’s creepy voice disturbing my day. See you all next year.’