Prize for billionth ADHD sufferer 

Excitement ensued today as it was announced there will be a prize for the 1 Billionth ADHD sufferer.

The popular condition has continued to gather great numbers and one lucky sufferer will win a trip to Alton Towers if they happen to be the 1,000,000,000th diagnosis.

As thousands of youngsters continue to flock to their GP, excited student Zack Ralby told us, ‘I literally just booked my appointment. I’ve been thinking I was ADHD since I struggle to read books, so I watched 14 hours of youtube videos straight to help me understand why I can’t sit still.’

The prize will be announced in a Willy Wonka style ceremony where many of the attention strugglers will be waiting not-so-patiently to see if they win the prize.

Professional ADHD man Josh Withings told us, ‘I’ve already been diagnosed and so have all my friends and so have their friends but we’ll be watching and having a ADHDP* and cheering the winner on!’

*Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder Party