Pair of mingers set to win Love Island

A hideous couple are set to win ITV's love island show, we can reveal.

Cliff and Carol have managed to reach the final of the popular dating programme, despite being a pair of mingers. Cliff said ‘We are just a great match. She may have a head like pigeon but my eyes are quite poor so I’m not bothered. She makes a terrific gravy.’

While Carol told us, ‘He’s lovely, he funks of old hot dogs but to me it’s cute. We can’t wait to get off the island and grow old and have mobility scooters together.’

The couple are from a long line of mingers. Their parents before them were mingers and also their parents' parents were mingers.

‘My grandfather was a right stinker. I’m proud to carry on our family ming-ary.’
But despite the mingers' appearance, they are set to win the £50 grand prize.

They said, ‘We know exactly what we’ll do with the money. We’ll be buying a hot dog stall and we’ll find a nice car park to settle in. We’ll both be stinking of old hotdogs before you know it!’