Office worker longs for fire drill

A bored office worker has been looking forward to a fire drill day, we can reveal.

Carl Bradbury has been bored shitless in his job for many years and has been looking forward to fire drill day as he has ran out of all other forms of wasting time.

Carl, 32, had been enjoying going for several shits a day, everyday, but bosses have caught on.

He told us, ‘All I’ve got now is a fire drill. I’ve tried to press the management to do it more regularly and to add a few extra things, like us not just going to stand in the carpark but also count heads several times each so we can compare.’

‘Also while we are at the carpark, practice in staying calm and chilling with a cup of tea, count heads again, then when we return to our desks, we have a two hour debate about how we could improve the drill.’

‘Yes I’m desperate. I can’t bare it anymore. Maybe a real fire would be a good drill? Something to think about’

Carl then headed off for a shit on their time.