Man just wants to hire sex worker in peace at Epping hotel

A man just wants to hire a sex worker in peace at the Epping hotel, we can reveal.

Neil Frampton says the hotel at the centre of asylum seeker protests is his usual choice of his extramarital affairs.

He told us, ‘This has been my go-to place for a while. The hotel is nice and shoddy and definitely not the 4 star hotel people are suggesting, you can clearly see the squaller from the outside.’

‘That’s why it’s perfect for me. I usually have no worries about seeing anybody I know, but some of the protesters out there are family members. I think I seen my mum draped in a St George flag.’

‘That’s hardly something you want to see when you’ve paid for a fruity massage.’

When we contacted the hotel for comment, they told us, ‘We appreciate our long standing customers frustration, along with their sex workers. We are working to come to a conclusion so we can make the hotel fit for it’s usual purposes.’