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Man has 3 year game of Golf

Beryl Crump Local News

A man has finally returned from a 3 year game of golf, the Daily Flange can reveal.

Dan Evans had told his wife, Fran, he was going out to golf as planned, although she hadn’t realised it was a 3 year game that he had planned.

Fran told us, ‘I can’t believe how long these golf weekends are getting. At first Dan would schedule a Saturday here and there, then it was a weekend, then golfing week away, and then it was this 3 year game.’

Dan told us, ‘I don’t get why my wife is upset because I’d put it on the calendar in the kitchen. It’s very important that I get a good work/life balance and a 3 year game of golf occasionally isn’t doing anyone any harm.

‘It’s a great game to get away from those day to day struggles like spending time at home.’

But his wife disagrees, adding, ‘It’s a stupid selfish sport with terrible trousers and no consideration for everybody else’s life. He’s not even good at it.’