Israeli forces chant ‘Death to Bob Vylan’ in World Chant War

The IDF have responded to Bob Vylan’s chant, by chanting it back, we can reveal.

In what is escalating into the worlds first chant war, the IDF were ‘Hurt’ and ‘Offended’ by the chants they heard from the BBC Glastonbury coverage.

The IDF in a live broadcast to the nation, said, ‘We were really enjoying the coverage on the BBC.’

‘The iPlayer was fantastic with all the different stages on. A really Tour de Gorse of broadcasting. Then we heard Bob Vylan. We were going to tune out before Kneecap came on because we’ve had beef with them before, but we didn’t expect that from Bob Vylan. The Iranians yes, but not that, it really ruined the coverage for us.’

The IDF then decided to chant ‘Death to Bob Vylan’ hoping to manifest some sort of voodoo death. They told us, ‘If this works, we’ll use it from now on, Palestine, Iran, you name it, we’ll chant them into oblivion.’