Election special: People interested in Pennsylvania for a bit

The U.S state of Pennsylvania will have people interested in it for a bit, we can report.

The state is notorious for swing voters and becomes important for the presidential candidates for a few hours at least.

After the election the area is expected to go back to being mistaken for Transylvania and largely ignored by the politicians, media and and people in general.

One Fox News anchor told us, ‘I normally don’t think of that place, don’t care for that place and quite frankly couldn’t give two shits about it. Why can’t those people just vote for the same thing every time and stop wasting our time.’

Another NBC news editor told us, ‘I often wish the place was wiped off the face of this goddamn earth so I wouldn’t have to go there and pretend I give a fuck about the people. I can tell you that Trump doesn’t!’

At the time of going to the press Donald Trump was mimicking giving fellatio to a microphone.