Dog walker in full camouflage taking it too seriously 

A Dog walker wearing camouflage jacket and combat trousers is taking it far too seriously, we can report.

Steve Langham takes his dog for a routine stroll everyday and never fails to don a full outfit of camouflage, leaving fellow dog walkers miffed.

One told us, ‘He looks like he’s been dropped off in Falklands not on the cycle track he’s actually on. I keep on thinking he’s gonna produce a Glock 17, but instead he just comes back with a dog shit bag.’

Steve defended his military attire, saying, ‘While I’m taking Boo-Boo for a walk, yes I like to wear clothes that are warm, flexible and, if need be, ready to serve king and country on command!’

‘If not, well, I’ll just take Boo-Boo for a shit.’