Caernarfon Recycling Centre appoints new Führer

A local recycling centre has appointed a new man to fill the role of Führer, it has been announced.

Mike Trent was announced by the recycling party this week and intends to not ‘waste’ any time in making his mark.

He said, ‘We have become too soft in the yard. Work vans making a mockery of our system when they SHOULD CLEARLY GO TO COMMERCIAL WASTE!’

‘Car boots full of household waste with zero effort in SEPARATING PLASTICS OR TIMBER! We have different individual bins for a reason and any staff member accepting the mis-categorisation of recycled items will be banished along with the maggot member of the public who will find themselves having to hire a skip that they can all share in the middle of the street like it’s the 1980s!’

Mike’s right hand man Nigel Himmler added, ‘Mein Führer and I will be building many more centres and our nation will come to see that recycling properly will set you free.’