All inclusive Geordie acquires waiter as personal slave

A Geordie man has taken the waiter in the all inclusive resort he is staying at as his personal slave, we can report.

Alan Warburton realised early on in his holiday that the waiter will bring him drinks constantly if asked or even with a click of the fingers.

Alan told us, ‘He loves it because I treat him well. I’ve told him straight, I’ll be giving him a few extra Euros by the time I leave here and so he knows he’s onto a good thing.’

‘Ten euros is a big deal to someone like him, he can buy his whole family shopping with that. He can buy some furniture in his hut or cave thanks to my generous tips.’

‘He’s loyal to me over the other guests, he calls me ‘mate’ which he doesn’t don’t anyone else. All in all if he keeps this up I shall be making an offer to the hotel and taking him home. Right, where is he? I want my tea.’