Woman determined to not see or speak to anyone all day

A woman will be doing her very best to not see or hear from anyone all day, we can report.

Becky Nib, 43, is hoping she won’t need to get dressed or anything while she has a day checking her phone and watching Friends.

She told us, ‘I won’t be answering the door or phone at any point.’

‘Quite frankly today everybody can fuck right off. All I want to do is snack and watch shit on the tele. It’s not too much to ask is it?’

‘I may order some unnecessary shit on Amazon when I perk up at midday. After that I don’t want anything to do with the world or anyone on it. Just leave me be. I’ll get dressed tomorrow.’