King Charles to donate fingers to Richmond Sausages in will

King Charles lll is set to leave his fingers to the sausage company Richmond in his will, it can be revealed.

The head of state says the company can have their pick of his pork digits after his passing, to the delight of Richmond Sausages CEO Paul Gout.

‘We are honoured’ he said ‘We pride ourselves on thick juicy sausages and the King's fingers will make just that. Our customers know the quality of our product and now it will have the Royal approval.

‘His fatty fingers with a bit of bacon and egg will be the quintessential English breakfast’
Excited Royalist Jeffrey Bonce says he will be the first in the queue. ‘I’ll be there. Together with my Charles & Di tea towel, my Fergie & Andy fridge magnet and now the King's sausage fingers; I have little nuggets, or should I say "sausages of history."’

Bernard Matthews are in negotiations for his ears.