Gregg Wallace consoles Wynne Evans

Sacked jolly Strictly star Wynne Evans is being consoled by ex-pudding-baldie Gregg Wallace.

'Welsh-is-his-personality’ Evans was forced to apologise after lewd comments were overheard at the Strictly tour rehearsals.

Evans has been quickly comforted by Gregggg Wallace with some cheeky gags about bums, boobs and ‘bourgeoisie bitches’.

An onlooker said, ‘That Greggggg one was firing off one liners about the strictly dancers and the Welsh one soon perked up.’

‘Before you knew it both of them were laughing their heads off over gags that would make Bernard Manning weep. Or the girl serving drinks; she asked to leave.’

The completely unfunny pair are now in talks to release their own Christmas cracker jokes. The agent of Gregggggg Wallace told us, ‘Together with Wynne, Christmas crackers will never be the same, or fun, again.’