Farage stuck on difficult second policy

Nigel Farage is stuck on a difficult second policy, we can report.

The Reform leader was attempting to add another policy to his ‘Against any sort immigration’ one, but has struggled.

He said, ‘Let’s take back control, get Brexit done and close our boarders and then…er.. well we’ll be back to the good old days won’t we. We could re open the mines, then close them again. Exciting times!’

Asked what he would do on education, he told us, ‘On what? Oh, yes, get the black boards back. And canes, beatings, general abuse, put the daft kids on their own somewhere.’

‘Can we send the daft kids back to where they came from?’