Cheshire man complains about the lack of boutiques at the top of Yr Wyddfa

A Cheshire man has complained about the lack of boutiques on Y Wyddfa, we can confirm.

Greg Bidigton said he was lost for words as he had walked for three hours hoping to find something for his wife.

He said, ‘I was hoping for something like the quality I see in Lymm. My feet were already hurting as the path up was hardly Indian sandstone and we were hoping for a few boutiques but the lady in the cafe hadn’t even heard of one.’

He continued, ‘I mean, they want people to spend money but when we get there, there’s not one scented candle or a even a tote bag.’

Mr Bidigton told us the only upside of the walk was meeting a local man who spoke Elvish.