Canada to enforce tariffs on USA for Jim Carrey and Mike Myers

Canada will put restrictions and tariffs on America Jim Carrey and Mike Myers, we can reveal.

The funny men film stars make the US millions in movie sales every year, and now in an attempt to avenge Trumps tariffs on Canadian goods, they have put a 25% tax on using the rubber faced actors.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said, ‘If Trump wants to punish us, we will punish the US in the only way anybody will notice and place a tariff on Carrey and Myers.’

‘It’s a disgrace that most people think they’re American to start with so now if you want to see them being funny in shit films, Trump will need to pay.’

‘That’s not all, if he doesn’t get rid of his tariffs on us, we will ban the theme tune to The littlest Hobo ever being used, stop hipsters moving to Vancouver and, to show we are serious, make Jordan Peterson live there. He’s like having a human tariff to be honest.’

The latter is thought it will sway the US as it cannot cope with him doing more Joe Rogan podcasts.