Starbucks coffee now £1M a cup

Starbucks are to sell their first 1 million pound coffee, we can reveal.

Coffee prices have increased excessively over the last few years at the hot drink franchise and it was only a matter of time until the cost reached that million pound milestone.

Starbucks Head of Extortionate Sales told us, ‘We are proud to announce our all new stirred Latte™️ to our menu.’

‘This is no ordinary latte™️ of course, this one will be stirred™️ by our staff with our very own tea spoon™️, hence the slight increase in price.’

‘We can’t wait for our customers to love™️ the drink™️.’