Remote control found in Dad’s gut area

A lost TV remote control has been found hiding amongst a Dads gut area, we can reveal.

The Jacob family had been searching for the Samsung control for several hours until Dad, Keith, got up to reveal the device was there all along.

He said, ‘I didn’t know where it was. I searched high and low while remaining sat in exactly the same place as I’d sat for two and a half hours, it was as if it completely disappeared.’

Keith’s wife June told us, ‘He does have a large gut these days. The girth really is something and we really should’ve checked there first, but it is quite hard to get Keith to move and also his belly can make some quite disturbing noises so we tend to stay away.’

The family have now safely put the remote back on the arm rest.