Man who complains of ’no free speech’ proves there’s free speech

A man who complains endlessly that there is ‘no free speech’ has proved that in fact, there is, we can report.

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon of Bedfordshire has for years told his army of followers that they cannot say what they want especially in ‘No-go’ areas like London.

Yet confusingly he and a million others marched in the ‘No-go’ area and then said what they wanted to, whilst their voices were amplified into England’s capital.

A protester said, ‘I’ve been put a lot of my money into the fight for free speech. I give Tommy and Katie Hopkins a chunk of my wages every week so they can say what they’re not allowed to say.’

‘Turns out, they can say what they want. And I’m pretty sure we all can too cos my mate Steve was singing his favourite National Front ballad all day.’

‘We were in the London’s ‘no-go’ area too, a million of us, which I’m confused about.’