Distraught Next Boxing Day sale staff told who is working 

Tearful Staff at Next have been told who is working on the Boxing Day sale, we can reveal.

The Next sale is one of the most popular Boxing Day sales and is well known for the long queues at 4am by quite silly people.

Next boss Nigel Goof told us, ‘We’ve revealed to the our staff who will be on shift and they are obviously distraught as always. It’s not something I enjoy doing to them but it’s a great way for us to flog our terrible clothes which didn’t sell well, and some which have been brought in that we never sell in the first place, honestly Matalan would turn down some of that shit.’

Regular Boxing Day sale attendee Donna Fleese can’t wait, ‘I’m there queuing in the early hours. You might think that is a bit disturbed, especially the day after Christmas, and it is. But, great bargains.’

Overhearing her was Nigel Goof, who added, ‘Sure they are, Donna, sure they are.’