Couple who mostly took pills in Thailand still claiming they have travelled 

A couple who spent months in Thailand mostly taking pills are still claiming to friends that they ‘travelled’, we can reveal.

Scott and Poppy experienced some of Thailand’s most poor quality drugs that tourists lap up for several months before returning home to tell everyone of the ‘culture’ they witnessed.

Scott told us, ‘Oh we soaked up everything Thailand had to offer. We walked over to a cafe most late afternoons where a great bloke called Greg would sell us some local hallucinogens. We had to pay more because Greg told us it was sourced from plants along The Great River Thai.’

‘It’s a part of their culture there to take a few pills with a bottle of Bud Light™️ then stay at the beach cafe all day and night.’

Poppy added, ‘I loved travelling sooo much. We saw a full moon. Where else on earth can you find that?’