Collina and Elleray referee drug kingpins

90’s referee legends Pierluigi Collina and David Elleray have been revealed as the kingpins linked to the recent allegations of Premier League ref David Coote, we can report.

Coote has been suspended while investigations are ongoing with respect to a recent video uploaded which appears to show him snorting a white substance, known in Ref circles as the ‘Collina nose candy’.

Other substances which are said to come from the 1990’s fiercest referees’ dealers are the ‘David Elleray toot’, ‘Simulation gac’ and ‘A liners line’, where a collective of referees stand side by side each sniffing a penalty spot of pure cocaine, naked.

‘Drugged up referee’ refuge volunteer and Ex Ref Mike Reed told us, ‘These two former referee drug lords need to be stopped. They are running Europe’s biggest refereeing parties and no one can touch them.’

‘We’ve had Graham Barber just gone into rehab after weeks of doing ‘A liner’s line’. The guy’s nostrils are like Victorian chimneys.’

Paul Alcock, who was famously pushed over by Paolo Di Canio, has recently admitted that the push was a result of an argument over a bag of horse tranquilliser, which the pair often shot up each others arses.

The investigation continues.